Laura Stricker

1. I get tired at like 7:00.

2. Naps.

3. After being at standing room shows, my knees hurt.

4. I’ve started wearing earplugs at concerts.

5. I also started wearing an eyemask to bed.

6. I often say things like ‘(insert something here) was never like that when I was a kid!’

7. I have no patience for the stupid things kids/teens do, even though I probably did them myself at some point.

8. A night chilling at a friend’s house now sounds much more appealing than going out to a bar/restaurant.

9. I wasn’t remotely excited for my birthday this year. Two years ago I couldn’t decide on just one thing to do, so I had two birthday parties. This year I was so meh about it Eva planned something and I just showed up (late, too).

10. I no longer refer to myself as a ‘recent’ university graduate.

11. I’m already planning my future as the crazy dog/cat lady.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go soak my dentures and put in my hair curlers.